My first night here, my hostess with the mostess Jason stayed in bed!
So I went out with some people who are staying at our resort, it was an o.k night.Party on the beach and lots of vodka, but I went home at 12!not in the morning~!As I was jetlagged and tired.
Last night was a completely different story!
I went to a shiva moon partee with this girl I was introduced to.She is staying 10 min away,english,from cornwall,28 and goegeous.(She is just like me-not in the gorgeous way!)
Everybody said don't go out with her,she's mental,she drinks the ,men under the table,she's a complete crazy druggy but I went out with her and we had a ball!
I think the worst thing I could've done was meet Kirsty as we are so alike!
We both drank copius amounts of anything availiable,shots,cocktails,buckets,beer..
A few hours later we are up on this bloody table on the beach dancing and Ilook and my bumbag has been stolen!Not much money in it just my camera and my key!And a holy medal of my nan's which I am really gutted about as it was a memory.
Anyways there was no point in dwelling on it ,it was my own fault so I had a few more drinks..jumped through rings of fire..burnt my dress and had fun.
To top it all off I pulled the fittest italian bloke ever and had an excellent night!
Today i feel the bhealthiest Ive been all holiday and am getting ready to go out and do it all over again tonight without the robbery!
I really need to try and not do this all the time or I am not going to see past Thailand.
In one more week I will be strict and budget.
Well, we'll see!
Wednesday 13 February 2008
Thursday 1 March 2007
THE END
Well ,after having our final farewell supper at pizza 111 in Bangkok we all said a tearful farewell.Well it was actually me doing the crying, all the way to the airport and at the airport and on the plane!
After a 9 hour flight we flew into Jordan to get on our next flight 8 hours later.We were taken to a free hotel and given free evening meal,drinks and breakfast which was a nice surprise.Hot water,bath,comfy bed it was cool.
Boarded my 6 hour flight to London and meets the nicest air hostess ever.She was from Liverpool and we really hit it off.Me and the swedes I was with on the plane moved to a row of seats each as the plane was empty at the back.This very nice hostess gave us first class food and a couple of bottles of wine...then alchoholic drinks all the way to London.So we were all a little happier and merry than we would have been.
Says my farewells to the swedes and has another cry.Rings home to tell evrybody I am safe in crappy london and has another cry.Next 2 hours..cry...cry...cry..cry.
Arrives at Stanstead 3hours later!Traffic,congestion,roadworks you name it we hit it!Takes 2 hours to find a vacant hotel which costs 1.45 pounds per night!And that does'nt even include breakfast.The taxi to the hotel costs 15.00pound so all in all I was pissed off.That could get me 2 weeks in Thailand!hahah
Well,I am finally in Stan stead airport and in 1 hour I will be returning to my depressing little village life.
But it has all been worth it.
I have met great friends,been great places and had the time of my life.
A little message to my buddies who kept me sane,safe and who I shared the best month of my life with:
Thank you for letting me tag along with you for what must have felt like a life time for you!Sorry for all the early morning wake up calls, pranks, one nils, loud mouth,drunken episodes and sorry I have to leave you !Not as sorry as you's are.haha
But I know you all will miss me.
Moylsey:I will try to learn to keep my yawns as silent as possible and when we meet again I will have a quiet voice.I promise, I am going to tone it down a few notches just for you! NOT!
Nick:I have nothing to promise you as you never moaned at me once.What can I say? 'Such a true gent'.
And last but not least Spindle: I will always be your personal 'cilla black 'forever!So whenever you need some female company or an escort for the evening, ring me-I have Nina's number .ha.
And to all three of youu it was a pleasure to have known and travelled with you all.I am sure we will keep in touch and maybe one day travel again.
Ok .i NEED TO FINISH THIS i AM GOING TO CRY.....
So that's it.
Until next time!
Has ta La vista Baby!
I WILL BE BACK!
THE END
After a 9 hour flight we flew into Jordan to get on our next flight 8 hours later.We were taken to a free hotel and given free evening meal,drinks and breakfast which was a nice surprise.Hot water,bath,comfy bed it was cool.
Boarded my 6 hour flight to London and meets the nicest air hostess ever.She was from Liverpool and we really hit it off.Me and the swedes I was with on the plane moved to a row of seats each as the plane was empty at the back.This very nice hostess gave us first class food and a couple of bottles of wine...then alchoholic drinks all the way to London.So we were all a little happier and merry than we would have been.
Says my farewells to the swedes and has another cry.Rings home to tell evrybody I am safe in crappy london and has another cry.Next 2 hours..cry...cry...cry..cry.
Arrives at Stanstead 3hours later!Traffic,congestion,roadworks you name it we hit it!Takes 2 hours to find a vacant hotel which costs 1.45 pounds per night!And that does'nt even include breakfast.The taxi to the hotel costs 15.00pound so all in all I was pissed off.That could get me 2 weeks in Thailand!hahah
Well,I am finally in Stan stead airport and in 1 hour I will be returning to my depressing little village life.
But it has all been worth it.
I have met great friends,been great places and had the time of my life.
A little message to my buddies who kept me sane,safe and who I shared the best month of my life with:
Thank you for letting me tag along with you for what must have felt like a life time for you!Sorry for all the early morning wake up calls, pranks, one nils, loud mouth,drunken episodes and sorry I have to leave you !Not as sorry as you's are.haha
But I know you all will miss me.
Moylsey:I will try to learn to keep my yawns as silent as possible and when we meet again I will have a quiet voice.I promise, I am going to tone it down a few notches just for you! NOT!
Nick:I have nothing to promise you as you never moaned at me once.What can I say? 'Such a true gent'.
And last but not least Spindle: I will always be your personal 'cilla black 'forever!So whenever you need some female company or an escort for the evening, ring me-I have Nina's number .ha.
And to all three of youu it was a pleasure to have known and travelled with you all.I am sure we will keep in touch and maybe one day travel again.
Ok .i NEED TO FINISH THIS i AM GOING TO CRY.....
So that's it.
Until next time!
Has ta La vista Baby!
I WILL BE BACK!
THE END
Monday 26 February 2007
TATTOOS....DEPRESSION....24 HOURS LEFT!
Yesterday I decided to get a tattoo to mark the start of my travels and remind me of Thailand.
I decided that getting THAILAND2007 written in Thai on my back was a bit tacky so I sat for 2 hours at the pool with pen and paper doodling.After burning my brain out I finally came up with a GREAT idea!Eureka!
I have got the travel bug and am definitely going to travel when I have saved up so I thought- a bug.Not just any old bug.A TRAVEL BUG.Its like a little lady bird and instead of spots i drew little hearts.In the head of the bug I drew the letter T but in Thai, which stands for TRAVEL BUG AND THAILAND how cool is that!I wanted to get it somewhere not so obvious so I thought my foot.I am going to be travelling on my feet arnt I?The tattooist said he could do it but warned where I wanted it is the most painful place to tattoo.After a few toilet trips I went and sat in the chair.20 Min's of pain and it was over and looked just as I imagined it.
I got up this morning and it just didn't look right.From afar it looked like a cockroach.So I went back and got him to infill the bug bright red.Now it looks Perfect!I love it.I will never regret it and the position it's in I can wear high heels and you cant see it.I am so glad I got it done.It's a bit sore but it was worth the pain.
One of the boys we met is staying to teach English and there are lots of jobs.I really want to.But I cannot let Nicky and Lorraine down.Plus I want to save up money.So no.I don't want to.Well I do.Oh I don't want to come home!
Everybody you are going to see the new me.
Nick and Lorraine:I know I work hard but I am gonna work XTRA hard.No hangovers at work anymore.I am going to write new menus,do cool specials and earn you a fortune.I am gonna come back and really get back into my job because at the end of the next months it will all be worth it.I promise.Then me and Lisa will make more tips!I will get to save quicker and maybe Ill get a bonus when I leave!!-joke xx
To all my drinking buddies:No more me going home early.I can now drink anyone of you under the table as long as I stay on vodka red bull and NO hangovers.They just don't exist anymore.
And to everybody I know: I don't give a toss anymore about anybody except ME.I am going to look after Number1 and to hell with what anybody thinks about me or anything I do or anything I say.From now on my life is going to be worry free,stress free and care free.I am going to do what I want, when I want, how I want.So when you all see me walking through the village naked with a Moroccan husband and a skin head just remember I don't care what anyone thinks!ha ha
No really,on a serious note I think I have finally grew up.But in a good way.I am still going to be the class clown but I know what I want from my life and what I want to do with it.
Next time I log in I will be at Dubai airport waiting 6 hours for my connecting flight so I will add the final lot of my photographs and my last blog will be from London.
THE END IS NEAR.
I decided that getting THAILAND2007 written in Thai on my back was a bit tacky so I sat for 2 hours at the pool with pen and paper doodling.After burning my brain out I finally came up with a GREAT idea!Eureka!
I have got the travel bug and am definitely going to travel when I have saved up so I thought- a bug.Not just any old bug.A TRAVEL BUG.Its like a little lady bird and instead of spots i drew little hearts.In the head of the bug I drew the letter T but in Thai, which stands for TRAVEL BUG AND THAILAND how cool is that!I wanted to get it somewhere not so obvious so I thought my foot.I am going to be travelling on my feet arnt I?The tattooist said he could do it but warned where I wanted it is the most painful place to tattoo.After a few toilet trips I went and sat in the chair.20 Min's of pain and it was over and looked just as I imagined it.
I got up this morning and it just didn't look right.From afar it looked like a cockroach.So I went back and got him to infill the bug bright red.Now it looks Perfect!I love it.I will never regret it and the position it's in I can wear high heels and you cant see it.I am so glad I got it done.It's a bit sore but it was worth the pain.
One of the boys we met is staying to teach English and there are lots of jobs.I really want to.But I cannot let Nicky and Lorraine down.Plus I want to save up money.So no.I don't want to.Well I do.Oh I don't want to come home!
Everybody you are going to see the new me.
Nick and Lorraine:I know I work hard but I am gonna work XTRA hard.No hangovers at work anymore.I am going to write new menus,do cool specials and earn you a fortune.I am gonna come back and really get back into my job because at the end of the next months it will all be worth it.I promise.Then me and Lisa will make more tips!I will get to save quicker and maybe Ill get a bonus when I leave!!-joke xx
To all my drinking buddies:No more me going home early.I can now drink anyone of you under the table as long as I stay on vodka red bull and NO hangovers.They just don't exist anymore.
And to everybody I know: I don't give a toss anymore about anybody except ME.I am going to look after Number1 and to hell with what anybody thinks about me or anything I do or anything I say.From now on my life is going to be worry free,stress free and care free.I am going to do what I want, when I want, how I want.So when you all see me walking through the village naked with a Moroccan husband and a skin head just remember I don't care what anyone thinks!ha ha
No really,on a serious note I think I have finally grew up.But in a good way.I am still going to be the class clown but I know what I want from my life and what I want to do with it.
Next time I log in I will be at Dubai airport waiting 6 hours for my connecting flight so I will add the final lot of my photographs and my last blog will be from London.
THE END IS NEAR.
Sunday 25 February 2007
Saturday 24 February 2007
Back to Bangkok
Went for our last supper to a traditional thai bamboo curry hut.It was a little hut on sticks in a forest.The floor was like floorboards with gaps in between.There were cushions on the floor and no seats.The food was absolutely fantastic and was the best meal we have eaten the full trip.Plus the cheapest, for 6 meals and side orders and drinks it came to about 15 quid.
The bill arrived I pull out my money to pay and my bank card falls out my purse,down the crack in the floorboard to the forest floor below-cosmic.
I then have to find a gap in the bamboo wall below,climb through grass and muddy water and search the stream/floor/grass/muddy pit.After 5 min of feeling about in what smelt like a Sest pit I find my card.Now you may think I am ecstatic at this point-I am.Until I get upstairs into the light and realise it was actually a phone card and not my bankcard!Great...........
We then head to get a taxi....we are trying to barter the taxi man's price down when some random french guy appears asking us would we do this in our country!He starts having a go and we tell him t f-off back to France.He then starts speaking french and shouting.I then calmy told him to stop taking the piss as I can speak french, whilst the boys continue to rant and rave.He says "go on then...show me your f-in french!"I calmy replied "mange tout Rodney."
At this point we all just laughed at him and he left.Well, you had to be there....It was funny at the time.
So I got on the boat, to get to the taxi ,to get on the night train.And after 9 hours in the comfiest bed ever-REALLY it was the best-I have arrived in Bangkok.
I have checked in to a hotel with a pool as there is no beach here.Everybody who we have met along the way is here, or getting here tomorrow so it's like the final get together.I am going to do shopping today....have a quiet one tonight and then tomorrow MY LAST AND FINAL DAY get hammered -as is everybody else.
I am going to try and not get upset and enjoy the 72 hours I have left......But it's gonna be hard.I dread leaving.And I am definitely getting a tattoo today to remind me of one of the best months of my entire life.Las Vegas was top of my destinations list.I said nowhere on earth would beat that place.Well I eat my words.Thailand is now top of my list and will definitely stay top forever.
The bill arrived I pull out my money to pay and my bank card falls out my purse,down the crack in the floorboard to the forest floor below-cosmic.
I then have to find a gap in the bamboo wall below,climb through grass and muddy water and search the stream/floor/grass/muddy pit.After 5 min of feeling about in what smelt like a Sest pit I find my card.Now you may think I am ecstatic at this point-I am.Until I get upstairs into the light and realise it was actually a phone card and not my bankcard!Great...........
We then head to get a taxi....we are trying to barter the taxi man's price down when some random french guy appears asking us would we do this in our country!He starts having a go and we tell him t f-off back to France.He then starts speaking french and shouting.I then calmy told him to stop taking the piss as I can speak french, whilst the boys continue to rant and rave.He says "go on then...show me your f-in french!"I calmy replied "mange tout Rodney."
At this point we all just laughed at him and he left.Well, you had to be there....It was funny at the time.
So I got on the boat, to get to the taxi ,to get on the night train.And after 9 hours in the comfiest bed ever-REALLY it was the best-I have arrived in Bangkok.
I have checked in to a hotel with a pool as there is no beach here.Everybody who we have met along the way is here, or getting here tomorrow so it's like the final get together.I am going to do shopping today....have a quiet one tonight and then tomorrow MY LAST AND FINAL DAY get hammered -as is everybody else.
I am going to try and not get upset and enjoy the 72 hours I have left......But it's gonna be hard.I dread leaving.And I am definitely getting a tattoo today to remind me of one of the best months of my entire life.Las Vegas was top of my destinations list.I said nowhere on earth would beat that place.Well I eat my words.Thailand is now top of my list and will definitely stay top forever.
Friday 23 February 2007
The Jungle party!
Las night we decided to all get drunk at the resort bar and then go to 'The Jungle Party'.
Everbody at our resort was going and reccomended it so we decided it was a 'must'.
The boys decides to leave without me so I head there with a group of random drunks.
The drunken taxi driver finally gets us to our destination and we arrive at a 3 floor club in the middle of a forest.
I find the boys who are all busting their grooves on the dance floor and get a drink.Some random cockney offers me a tablet and I refuse.Not understanding no the first time this complete asshole keeps pestering me until I tell him very politely to 'f-off'!
I goes the toilet and from that moment on everything is a complete blur.Well, not even a blur I cannot remember anything for what must have been 5 hours.That idiot definately spiked me.Why?He couldve sold it to somebody instead of giving me an unwanted freebie!!!
I was awoken by the thai barman from our hotel.I was outside the club-I did'nt know Id even left-out cold on the forest floor in shrubbery.He got me some water put me on the back of hs motorbike and took me back to the resort.When we got back he said to watch my drinks in future I was the 3rd girl he had took home that night.And apparantley it happens all the time it's just a bit of fun!Fun?
On arrival the boys are all tucked up in bed.I woke them all up and give them a lecture about looking after your friends whilst out in a mad club with knobheads everywhere.......
I have awoken this morning feeling awful.My eyes look like I have been sniffing glue,my head feels like a weight and the immodium is not working!I had 30 min to pack and get myself ready for this stupid 12 hour journey to Bangkok.
So here I am.SitTng in another stupid port waiting for a ferry to take me to
Chumphon.Then I get a taxi to another port and then I get the night train-which apparantley has a disco!But I will not be partying tonight the way I feel.
Hopefully that will never ever happen to me again.And from now on I will be more careful.I just hope to god I see that idiot in the next few days.Well I am going to get my boat and if it does'nt sink or I don't die along the way I will be signing in tomorrow from Bangkok!
Everbody at our resort was going and reccomended it so we decided it was a 'must'.
The boys decides to leave without me so I head there with a group of random drunks.
The drunken taxi driver finally gets us to our destination and we arrive at a 3 floor club in the middle of a forest.
I find the boys who are all busting their grooves on the dance floor and get a drink.Some random cockney offers me a tablet and I refuse.Not understanding no the first time this complete asshole keeps pestering me until I tell him very politely to 'f-off'!
I goes the toilet and from that moment on everything is a complete blur.Well, not even a blur I cannot remember anything for what must have been 5 hours.That idiot definately spiked me.Why?He couldve sold it to somebody instead of giving me an unwanted freebie!!!
I was awoken by the thai barman from our hotel.I was outside the club-I did'nt know Id even left-out cold on the forest floor in shrubbery.He got me some water put me on the back of hs motorbike and took me back to the resort.When we got back he said to watch my drinks in future I was the 3rd girl he had took home that night.And apparantley it happens all the time it's just a bit of fun!Fun?
On arrival the boys are all tucked up in bed.I woke them all up and give them a lecture about looking after your friends whilst out in a mad club with knobheads everywhere.......
I have awoken this morning feeling awful.My eyes look like I have been sniffing glue,my head feels like a weight and the immodium is not working!I had 30 min to pack and get myself ready for this stupid 12 hour journey to Bangkok.
So here I am.SitTng in another stupid port waiting for a ferry to take me to
Chumphon.Then I get a taxi to another port and then I get the night train-which apparantley has a disco!But I will not be partying tonight the way I feel.
Hopefully that will never ever happen to me again.And from now on I will be more careful.I just hope to god I see that idiot in the next few days.Well I am going to get my boat and if it does'nt sink or I don't die along the way I will be signing in tomorrow from Bangkok!
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