LONDON!

Well, after a long 2hr boring flight sitting next to 2 lesbians who smelled of coffee and fags with nasty cheap tatoos, I finally arrived in London.
I officially HATE London!
I have never used a ticket machine in a tube station.......grey hair,stress,panic.....
Instead of a ticket to Liverpool Station I ended up with a ticket to Liverpool Lime st!WHEY HEY I could've gone home-NOT.It just would'nt give me a ticket to liverpool station!WHY?WHY?
So I ended up on a national express bus which took 2 hours but felt like 10 as the asshole driver was training a fellow N.Express apprentice how to get from A to B without hitting jams.......I was sat on the front seat and got the full running commentry the WHOLE journey!
But it was funny, as before the trip satarted the baldy brummy driver turned on the mic and said,
"Hello everybody!My name is Andi and I am your driver for the journey!"(nothing new there then!)Ha ha...For any of u who dont know Andi has been my private chofa for the last few weeks as I have been 'veichle-less'.
So I am now in a hotel chilling out after bopping about on 'hotel hopper' buses trying to find a hotel that cost less than 150.00pound a night.
I have just had dinner which comprised of what said pork curry-I think it was pigeon and a glass of cider that cost me ten grand....I love the U.K!
Hopefully tomorrow will be stress free and soon I will be on a white beach,drinking out of a coconut getting a thai massage....bliss!