Co Samui..Koh Tao

Arrived in Co Samui yesterday and went to a place called Chawang AKA 'Benidorm'.
There was just english bar after english bar....irish bars....prostitutes...dogs.....ladyboys....sex clubs....massage parlours.....idiotic drunken package tourists....Mcdonalds-which I am not complaining about-oh and a crap overcrowded beach.
We got a little tree house for about 3 quid and decided to leave as soon as light breaks.The boys went to watch Man U at 3am in the morning so I went out earlier with the girls whilst they promised to be in the english bar from 2am so I could get the key.
1 litre of vodka later and Paula goes to the bar at 3.30am(which took ages to find)-no match -no boys and the bar is shut.
Walks all the way back to the tree house and has to sleep outside on what can only be described as a forest floor.I am sure I saw Robin Hood.
3hours and 120,000,000 mosquito bites later the boys arrive sprinting through the forest with a trail of dogs chasing behind them.
Apparently after nearly being raped by ladyboys..kidnapped by prostitutes and verbally abused by pimps a dog went for one of them and when they ran away every dog in the street joined in the chase.
After clambering over the entrance gate(why did they do that-it was open?)The two security dogs at reception jumped at them and had a little nibble, they were screaming like girls and the security guy just clicked his fingers and the dogs sat and cowered.Funny.
So this morning they were cut,bruised,flipflopless and in bad moods.
So thank you god we have arrived in what seems to be HEAVEN!
We are in Koh tao which is apparently the place to go to dive.So maybe I will try to scuba.It looks scary and I will be petrified but everyone here recommends it.
We are going to have 'another' mad one tonight as it's our first night here and I am going to try and persuade them to scuba tomorrow.If not Ill do it alone.We are staying at the simple life village right on the beach near all the nightlife for a fiver a night.Its great.There is a big bar bit on the beach with pool tables,chill out bit,internet and all the peeps who r staying here eat and drink there.Its like a youth club-its cool.
So that's it...nothing else to report except I have put more photos on face book and only have 6 days left!
I DON'T WANNA COME BACK!!!!!
1 YEARS TIME AND I AM GOING TO BE A GYPSY FOREVERXXXX