THE REAL THAILAND....VODKA....BEACH PARTEES...

We have finally found THE REAL THAILAND.We are at a place called PHI PHI Island.
No cars,no roads,no prostitutes,no tuc tucs and no tourist rip off merchants.
Its excellent.
We are staying in a little hut in the forest right next to the beach.
There is a little town with a BIG nightlife and it takes 10min on a little canoe thing to get there.
So last night we said we could not get drunk as its a bit dangerous getting the boat and stuff and plus it's a hell of a hike up to our hut.There are no lights, so we bought a torch.I am sharing with two irish girls who I met on the boat-they're boss.We are all sleeping in 1 bed-luxury.
SORRY TO ANYBODY WHO I TELEPHONED LAST NIGHT~!Its all a bit of a blur!
After getting out of the canoe and vowing NOT to drink.Moylesy spots a vodka bucket stall.But this was a vodka stall with a difference.Instead of getting your usual voddy shots in a bucket, you get an extra big bucket with HALF a litre bottle of voddy for like 20p extra!How could we resist!
Two buckets each later we realise Spindle Windle has been walking around all night with his shirt inside out.So we all decide to put all our clothes on inside out.Sounds stupid now but at the time it was quite funny...really.
We meet up with the auzzie gang from the previous restaurant and thats when it all goes horribly wrong.
Memories:
Busting grooves to 'play that funky music white boy',Moylesy being rejected by irish,Spindle showing off his diving skills whilst his digi cam is in his pocket,irish girl did exactly the same 2 secs later,moira pulling some well ugly beast and everyone in the water fully clothed dancing to some crazy hippy rave music.
So 2 digital cameras later.........there is only one camera left in the group.There was 6.
We tried to rockclimb round the island home but a few falls,cuts and bruises later we decide to get the canoe.Spindle remembers he has drowned his camera half way through the boat trip ,gets a nark on jumps into the sea and decides to swim home whilst every1 is sscreaming 'MAN OVERBOARD'!
Arrives back at our island and guess what the torch has been drowned as well and nobody has a lighter.We hike to our room in the dark stumbling,falling and hurting ourselves and fall in bed fully clothed wet and coverd in sand.
An hour later Spindle washes up on shore looking a bit dishelveled and decides to wake evrybody at the ranch up and tell us about his great northern swim.Nice...
So as you can probably gather today everybody is full of remorse,mourning drowned digi cams and nursing aching bodies.There is not one person in our firm without a cut,bruise or injury.
Tonight we are being very sensible.
We have checked out of the forest and got a bamboo hut in the main town bit so it is safer to get home when we are on the buckets later!ha ha!Plus the bucket stall is a 2 sec walk away.
The video is absolutely hilarious but at one point I am in the sea with it which I think was a bit stupid.
We were meant to be leaving today but we love it here so I think we are gonna stay for a few day more....